Friday, December 30, 2011

Kiss More!

A Kiss is the pressing of lips against another persons lips or body part. It is a ritual generally practiced to show affection, passion, and love. The "Sugar," which is the cousin to the kiss, serves a very similar purpose but without the passion. Sugar is reserved for children, parents and lovers in passing. Today my focus is on The Kiss!

I recently had a conversation with some guys who say that kissing is a no-go! They claim that kissing is unnecessary to sexual activity.  You hear things like, " Iown know where his/her mouth has been," or "it's too much stuff out here these days."

While all of the above is true, kissing should be reserved for The VIP in your life.  The gesture of kissing says that YOU are so special to me, that I don't mind putting MY mouth, that I cherish, on YOUR mouth (even tho I don't know where it has been). And  just like any good club, if there are no VIP, the VIP section is CLOSED.

Now that your mouth is watering with a new perception for kissing, let us go over a 2 major rules:

Mouth Maintenance is vital. Don't just brush your teeth and tongue, but floss. I know all situations don't allow a good brush and floss before a kiss, but regular maintenance should keep you straight. There is nothing like a piece of rice interrupting a kiss.

Controlled Saliva is a talent that juicy mouthed people have to master. It doesn't take a tablespoon of spit to kiss. (Unless, you are in a freak session ;) )

So join me today in saving the kiss. Kiss somebody. Gentleman grab your wives, girlfriends, cutbuddies, and say baby I just wanna kiss. Do this, and watch your sex life go from Standard TV to 3D in the smack of a lip.



Holla

Thursday, December 29, 2011

I'm Getting Old Cuh!



Some will say, "I'm not getting older, I'm getting better!" That's cute and all, but as I enter into the final quarter of my 32nd year, the road signs clearly let me know that Dorothy ain't in Kansas anymore.  I find myself in NATURAL moments, doing things that I would have never done just a few years ago.

For  example, in social environments, I find myself wishing the DJ would turn dat $HI+ down just a little #HELL. What young and hip person wants that? Now, what happened to the days of busted eardrums and screaming conversations over 8Ball MJG? The answer? YOU GETTING OLD CUH!

There was a time when Da Blues was never played where I hung out.  Now Da Blues is showing up and showing out almost everytime I hang out.  And as I look around the room I see that it is much welcomed. As I look down and see my feet subconsciously tapping, I think, YOU GETTING OLD CUH!

This post is a notice, that I will be embracing my elderliness. I;m hanging up my FUBU pants and giving away my Jordans. I'm tired of fighting. I'm going to Oxford Street and getting Crayola colored suits and Stacy Adams and listening to Da Blues! Join me please....


Wolfgang...

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Scotch on the Rocks Please!

I've been drinking for a long time now. <<<I hope that sounded right. But, there is one level of fine drinking that I have been reluctant to entertain. Scotch!  I hear the old players from the hood talmbout Johnnie Walker, but I never knew how #Fye it was.  Over the past few weeks I've been inquiring about it to other alcoholics (hope that sounded right) and they warned that it is nothing to play with.  So this post is to be continued as I begin MY JOURNEY TO SCOTCH! *insert echo here*

Welcome Cuh!


Bless Ya! Welcome to my blog page. I know a few of you are thinking, " Here is something else Terrence is doing for attention."  Although you may be right, SHUT UP and quit hating. Really tho, I consider myself more than just an entertainer. I'm a husband, father, friend, son, philosopher, prophet even.  Here is where I plan on sharing my thoughts and my experiences in hopes that it will inspire and/or entertain YOU!  Expect to hear music through my headphones, view the news through my lenses. Just the thoughts and emotions of everybodys friend Wolfgang. #Lehgo&LehGod